To whoever reads this: I do not mean anything that I say here, I am writing this completely in satire and do not seriously believe in anything that I’ve written in this blog.
In Jonathan swift’s, “A Modest Proposal”, he writes of a solution to the great poverty in Ireland. His solution was simple; eat the children when they reach a year old. His brilliant solution provided the much needed food for families and gave families a profit for selling their children to be eaten by other hungry families. Once the children are sold, the parents no longer have to fuss with the costs of another child and can us that money on other needs. A resolution for a poverty stricken country was needed and Swift was successfully able to think of this idea. In a time when drastic measures had to be taken to provide a better life for the society, this was the perfect answer.
Swift’s proposal is realistic to rid Ireland of poverty because it will allow children of a young age to give some help to their poor family because he believes that the younger the age that a child will help, the better. A one year old is a difficult age to find jobs that they are able to do so with this new proposal the children are able to help. These young children are unable to help any other way so if they are used as a new source of food they would be of better use to not only their family but to other families who are also starving.
Once the child leaves the home their family no longer has to worry about having another mouth to feed and is able to use that money for other purposes. Once they have sold their children they gain a profit that is much needed, solving the wealth problem for many faced with this issue. The money that was lost when spent on the child will easily be regained once the child is out of the family’s hair. The only thing that the family has to do up to the time the child is sold is to fatten the child up enough to gain a better profit. The heavier the child, the more people the child will be able to feed and in turn will allow the family to receive more money for their child.
Since this issue seemed to be easily dealt with, with Swift’s society saving idea, it could just as well work in today’s society. There is worldwide starvation that would be put to an end if this idea was put to the test. Not only would it end starvation but it would also bring the number of people in an overpopulated nation down drastically. No more having to worry about too many people leaving the country with not enough jobs to give out. In a time where money is tight and the need to go out and just relax has become greater. If one child sold the parents are given more money to do with what they want and they also do not have to spend money on getting a babysitter while they are gone. So to all of those tired parents out there that are looking for a quick and easy solution to your problems, your wishes can be granted if you sell your child to be used for a better cause.
This brilliant theory has created a solution to several worldwide issues that consist of starvation, overpopulation, and terrible money problems. When the children are used as a source of food they can be a greater use to the public than what they normally would have. Families have more freedom to live their lives without the burden of too many children fighting for their attention. And money is no longer spent on the numerous needs of the children but now on the wants of the parents. With children useless at such a young age this provides a new way they can contribute to society because they are only a year old. The poverty of a country would end sooner since the children are able to help at a young stage in their life. Swift has created an idea that will help society in many different ways and would be completely ridiculous if we would not take the necessary actions to complete the goal that he has provided to the public. The sooner that this plan is put into effect, the sooner the country will be rid of its many issues.